When in doubt
Keep the house and lose the kids, she ain’t comin’ back.
they say the early bird gets the worm… in this game there’s no birds and there’s no worms.
— dog the bounty hunter
you know what would make this boss?
— jil, laying down, tea in one hand, chocolate pretzel in the other, mouth full of half-chewed pretzel.
listen here, you beautiful bitch. i’m about to fuck you up with some truth.
— kenny powers
Can I ask that? No… This is getting into lawsuit territory…
— Bill Freind discussing le petit mort, or the little death, a French idiom for the orgasm.
a bit of a change
this week, i decided, i am going to drink tea instead of coffee. day 1: this is an awfully pleasant decision.
Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants “a change in life”. She has had the same mullet hair cut since ‘84. FML
— fmylife.com
the nicholas jepaul jackson memorial chillzone
this week will mark the beginning of our favorite springtime activity. we will clean out the garage and fill it with living room comfort; as the air warms we will sit with the doors open, drink beer, and enjoy each other’s best of company.
UPDATE: furnishing is complete. bring the chill.
Bon Iver - re:Stacks
from the album For Emma, Forever Ago
